A leaked student group chat has exposed the conversations happening behind the closed doors of teenagers’ phones. Instead of the usual complaining about homework, pop quizzes and “teachers ruining our lives,” it turns out students are actually grateful, the leak emerged a turn no one saw that coming.
This began when an anonymous source (someone named Brayson, who apparently doesn’t know how to turn off screen recording) leaked messages from the infamous “Test Survivors” group chat. Many teachers, bracing for the worst, expected to see their names dragged through the mud. However, what they actually found was a bunch of students defending them.
“Not gonna lie, Ms. Greyfield really be putting work in for us. She stayed after school for an hour to help me. Like bro, who does that?” one student wrote.
“I used to think Mr. Regal just liked making us suffer, but bro is just preparing us for real life. Lowkey respect,” another added on.
“Okay, but Mr. Funions’s jokes are so bad that they’re funny. Like, at least he tries,” a student chimed in.
Perhaps the most shocking message came from one anonymous junior.
“Okay, I was mad about that project at first, but I actually learned a lot. That’s so embarrassing,” the junior wrote.
The teachers were shaken.
“I was fully convinced my students hated me,” AP Statistics teacher John Chanel said, still in shock. “I had a whole speech prepared about how nobody appreciates me. But now? Now I feel seen.”
Jane Keyo, a teacher who’s been here longer than any of her colleagues, was also struggling to process.
“I just assumed the eye rolls meant they didn’t care. Turns out, they just don’t want to admit they care. This is next-level deception,” Keyo stated.
As expected, students are in full panic mode.
“This is a disaster,” junior Ashton Doe said while frantically deleting old messages. “Now they know we actually respect them. Next thing you know, they’ll start being nicer to us, making TikToks, acting all relatable. We can’t let that happen.”
Despite this, the school administration is launching an investigation into who spilled the beans. Principal Raymond Algae held an emergency press conference to address the matter.
“We take breaches of privacy very seriously. But also, wow. This is kind of sweet,” Principal Algae said while shedding a tear.
Sophomore Shawn Benz uttered “So yeah, I guess the secret’s out. Our teachers care about us, and worse — we kind of care about them too. Guess we’re going to have to pretend to be miserable a little harder. But just so we’re clear — this does not mean we want any more homework.”
“Maybe next time, we’ll find out students secretly enjoy writing essays!” joked Principal Algae.
“Yeah okay, lets not get too carried away Principal Algae!” the students chimed.
This story is satire.
