It was 10 AM. My heart rate was skyrocketing, and my hands were dancing in my lap, scurrying across my legs in different, weird contortions. Likewise, my entire body was shaking, but not for the reason...

Andy Caroni spends more money on yarn than gas.  If you told pre-quarantine Andy where their allowance was going, they would probably tell themself to get their priorities straight. Even as a young...