Have you wondered about your future after high school? Do you want to become the next Elon Musk? Well, look no further! One of the world’s most successful millionaires is here to help. But first, let’s begin with his tragic story.
Long ago, a little boy named Chad was born. His parents neglected him growing up and favored his older brother, Sigma Onair. “They spoiled him rotten, went to all his games, bought him designer clothes and even gyatt him a Lamborghini when he turned 16.”
So because they rejected him, Mr. Onair had to fend for himself. Without support of any kind, besides his nannies, his trust fund, his guaranteed job working at his father’s law firm and his college tuition money from his parents, Mr. Onair scraped his way to become a world-renowned millionaire.
Chad sold his online course and believed that anyone could become an alpha by mogging all of your opps. “How do you mog?”, said Chad, “You have mew.”
The following are the steps to success that Mr. Onair claims guided him to success.
- Lightwork No Reaction
“It’s never that deep.”
—Chad Onair
Chad’s first step in becoming the ultimate alpha millionaire is to realize how insignificant life’s troubles can be. To achieve your full potential, it’s crucial that you stop caring so much. The less you care, the more you win. A true alpha becomes successful not by working hard, but by employing strategic cognition and utilizing resources to optimize productivity with minimal effort.
- Andrew Tate’s Podcast
“Andrew Tate is my goat, his story is so inspiring and he pushes me to be more dominant in various areas of life.”
—Chad Onair
According to Mr. Onair, one of the key defining factors in his success was his frequent streaming of Andrew Tate’s podcast. Not only does he offer life-changing advice in the world of economics, but he also helps viewers expand their dominance and alpha spirit. Lower-level peons would argue that Andrew Tate’s podcast is rooted in misogyny and toxic masculinity, but real moggers know that he is just leading the future generation of men to where they deserve; in complete control and wealthy beyond their years.
- Be Redpilled
“See the world for what it is.”
—Chad Onair
Chad Onair believed that alphas are redpilled and betas are bluepilled. Blue pillers are not open to the real world. They tend to eat and drink soy which lowers their testosterone. They will also tell you that gurus like Sneako and Fresh and Fit are immoral. However, this is not true. They are the guardians of the red pill. The red pill, on the other hand, teaches you how to rise above normies and be a true alpha.
- Mog Your Opps
“To become a sigma you must mog”
—Chad Onair
Mog all of your opponents to become the alpha and have Skibbidi Rizz. Step one, get height surgery. Step two, mew to have a stronger jawline and for the last step three, practice having a deeper voice to show how dominant of an alpha you are. This will make you look like a Chad instead of a normie.
- Be Stoic.
“Stoicism is vital to becoming the ultimate mogger.”
—Chad Onair
Stoicism is a philosophy from Hellenistic philosophy that flourished in Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome. To be stoic is defined by the Merriam-Webster Dictionary as “not affected by or showing passion or feeling, especially: firmly restraining response to pain or distress.” The Romans and Greeks exceeded expectations and conquered their enemies because of their ability to be stoic. Without it, they would be just like any other low-level player. It’s clear to see that it has been historically proven that never showing your emotions is not only helpful in becoming the ultimate warrior but is also extremely healthy. Never let your guard down, and always be prepared for attack.
- Be The Alpha
An empowering image of the inner alpha inside us all, we simply must unleash it.(Jojoesart)
“Be the ultimate alpha and lead with strength, pride, and fortitude.”
—Chad Onair
Lastly, Chad Onair urges readers to become the alpha they know is hidden inside. Don’t be what the world wants to see, but rather be what you want to see in yourself. Unleash yourself and break past the barriers of social conformation. Take control, assert dominance and show everyone that you can be successful. When you walk into a room, everyone should feel that you are the most powerful, impressive and dominant one there.
There we have it folks. One of the world’s most successful men has given a step-by-step guide on how to become him, because isn’t that what we all want? Many claim that he is encouraging toxic masculinity, and supports misogynistic hierarchical ideals, and some accuse him of lying about how he became successful.
“He was born into one of the wealthiest families of the 21st century, of course, he’s rich. He’s lying to all of you, he got his job from his parents and they gave him money to start his business. Do not believe him—” said a low-level peon who suddenly began choking to death.
When asked how he responds to such highly incorrect statements and false accusations, his only response was, “Get busy mewing lil bro.”
