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The Student-Run News Site of Carnegie Vanguard High School

Upstream News

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Formula 1: Drive to survive at CVHS

By Manizeh Rahman and Nicole Rodil Suarez May 6, 2024

This year’s F1 season has been a disaster with power plays and scandals like never before. Now that we're approaching the end of the season's first quarter, let’s take a look at how it has gone so...

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CVHS students rave about extravagant new cruise line: Barnibal Buise

By Lorena Chavez, Staff Writer April 1, 2024

This past spring break, many students from Carnegie Vanguard High School coincidentally found themselves all on the same luxury cruise. A reported number of 20 students occupied this cruise ship for 5...

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Top ten ways to not end up on Carnegie Schlumped

By Kaylee Yang, Staff Writer April 1, 2024

Are you tired of being tired? Tired of your teacher waking you up? Well, do I have some solutions for you! Here are the top ten ways to conceal your slumber during those long and boring school hours. ...

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10 things to survive college

By Nicole Rodil Suarez and Manizeh Rahman April 1, 2024

Congratulations! You’ve made it through your senior year! Can you believe we’re almost to the end of the year?! You’re about to start a very important chapter of your life and as your college counselors,...

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BREAKING NEWS: Lip-syncers left jobless amidst national TikTok ban

By Naadiya Walji, Staff Writer April 1, 2024

It was a normal day for Darli Chamelio. She woke up, got ready, propped her phone up, and started to dance in front of the camera. Moments later, her phone started buzzing uncontrollably. Chamelio grabbed...

A recreation of the plane crash, featuring three of the missing students. Photo taken by Mike Bobaguard via Iphone 15 front camera. | Image Credits: NPS Photo, Image Edits: Nadia Talanker

37 CVHS students missing in Bermuda

By Nadia Talanker, Entertainment Editor April 1, 2024

On March 18, the first day back from Spring Break, a total of 37 Carnegie Vanguard High School students were reported absent. Unbeknownst to their advocacy teachers, this was because all 37 students were...

Carnegies biggest frat on campus, Mu Alpha Theta, fosters smiles and smarts

Mu Alpha Theta: Carnegie’s biggest frat

By Andrew Lee and John Nguyen April 1, 2024

“Greek Life” is a phrase that almost every student in America has heard of, with fraternities and sororities like Sigma Chi, Alpha Phi Theta, and Delta Gamma existing at every college and university....

Big Brothe, the man who saved SCISD from chronic underperformance.

Big Brother saves Space City ISD from chronic underperformance

By Audrey Piczak, Opinions Editor April 1, 2024

As Wheatley Wilkins, an underperforming student at a Space City ISD (SCISD) high school walked into class and arrived at her desk, she marveled at a wondrous sight across the room: a newly installed camera...

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Top five ways to make money as a student

By Chloe Tran, Staff Writer, Social Media Manager April 1, 2024

Do you need to snag some cash for that concert you’ve been eyeing? Are you in search of pocket money to get that exotic peacock you saw on that one (sketchy) lucrative website? Maybe you need an extra...

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Breaking: Mysterious green cloud looms over CVHS

By Kevin Pham and Neela Ravi April 1, 2024

Beginning on April 1 2024, a pungent green cloud of odor has emerged over Carnegie Vanguard High School’s building, exposing hundreds of students to dangerous levels of body odor (more commonly known...

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Reported 15,537% luxury good sales spike after Biden’s SAVE plan

By Sasha Cabral, Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2024

In August of 2023, the Biden-Harris administration launched the SAVE plan for student loan borrowers. An attempt after their previous student loan debt forgiveness program was struck down by the Supreme...

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Dear Upstream 3: Hark! Replies to thy quandaries

By Nadia Talanker, Entertainment Editor December 4, 2023

Good morrow, ladies and gentlesires. Welcome back to another edition of Dear Upstream - CVHS’ one and only advice column. We declare the following questions to be answered to the best of our ability,...

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